The boys are pushing and shoving in the tuck-shop queue. Then the tuck-shop teacher hears one of the boys say “jou ma se @#*$”!
She is outraged – and sends him off to the headmaster’s office.
The headmaster asks him: “So what did you say?”
“Nuuthing meneer.”
“The teacher heard you swearing.”
“No Meneer!”
“Well, What did you say?”
“Meneer – the guys was out of order … so I jus tol them ‘you maasen poesh’.”